"My Dad is pretending to have fun taking pictures of me and my Mom
so he won't have to go outside and shovel snow off the sidewalks!"
"My Mom made some cool adjustments so I could ride on a toboggan."
"Are we almost there yet?"
"Because I've already chewed up all of his knuckles,
my Dad is now letting me chew on his keychain to ease the pain of teething."
